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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

Tell a girl she's beautiful , she'll believe it for a moment, tell a girl she's ugly , she'll believe it for a lifetime.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I'm very busy doing things i don't need to do in order to avoid doing anything i'm actually supposed to be doing.

Hey i'll be back in 5 minutes but id i'm not just read this message again.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

Facebook is like a jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don't really know.

I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my fingers. I mean, am i really that HOT. 

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.

My husband has an awesome wife.

You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” 

“Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself. 

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. 

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.